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转:林黛玉不能当斑竹的N个理由

一、身体条件不合格。众所周知，林MM是弱不禁风的、最勾引宝玉的便是其“病态美”。然而，作为斑竹的基本素质就是对身体的较高要求，特别是新华的斑竹，要审帖，加班熬夜，遇到改版什么的，奥运、发射神5神6什么的说不定还要熬通宵。她的身体能吃得消吗？

二、文凭不够。作为职业斑竹，起码要名牌大学的勺子、脖子之类的，而《红楼梦》中记载，除了见林MM有上大学的纪录，尽管在众才女中拔得头筹，但文凭是敲门砖。

三、即便我们开后门让她当斑竹，她还是不能适应。林MM心气儿比较高，举止优雅，属于窈窕好淑女，而网络上词句比较粗糙，甚至很多不文明语句。她可能见到这样的就会封人家的ID、甚至IP，这样下去怎么提升人气？

四、她的心胸不够开阔。这是她难以克服的毛病，而斑竹的基本要求是大度，对网友要一视同仁，但有举报说她多次封薛宝钗的IP，弄的整个大观园都上不了论坛。

五、这条是最致命的。宝玉在现实生活中是花花公子，在网络上更是花心。无论宝玉如何换马甲，斑竹依然“认得”，林MM最终被活活气死。

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